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14.06.2025 01:14

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
So they tried
What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?
Then came..
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is your craziest college sex story?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why would a person always be so tired?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.