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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

So they tried

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Then came..

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your craziest college sex story?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why would a person always be so tired?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?